That says it all. All those too tough to shake a leg can’t find time to read this blog. They are too busy crushing our readers’ glasses, picking up the shards of broken lenses, and using them to shave.
In honor of the dancing prancers who visit this dot com I updated my muxtape
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In 1997 INOJ (pronounced “I know J”) released her cover of Ready For the World’s “Love You Down.” Its success can be measured by the level of frustration it generated in the world of middle school dance chaperoning. Covert OTP(HJ’s and FB’s) still write this song drunken 5 am SMS’s. They are best buds, forever tied by an emotional bond formed in awkward bodies poisoned with hormones.
INOJ also covered the song “Time After Time” but did not record “My Boo.” This myth pops up in itunes libraries because of some SoSoDef-Dumb-and Blind dweeb who uploaded his blooper on napster.
(OTP - Over The Pants…)
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This song has got grappling hooks man. It snuck up, dipped in pitch black crushed velvet, behind the exotic pet warehouse and busted in. Smoke poured from the mouths of the albino alligators and the toucan’s eyes glowed like opals. Siamese twin orangutans led the crowd in a coordinated grind mash.
The Monks are a rock band from the 60s and they totally shred. I don’t even know what to say. Just read the Wikipedia article and it spells it all out: the Army, existentialism, shaved heads, all black, noose-neckties. Also, check out the Google Images page for them. Wild looking dudes.
Just a quick little something to post this good-time-summer-fun jam. Go ahead, listen to the Biz falsetto the Hell out of some Sir Reginald Kenneth Dwight and not be in a better mood. Go ahead, try it, you sourpuss
This video from themeaningofdope.com got me all giddy. The content over there has many seasoned rapterneters gushing. My contribution is a little trinket from Heiroglyphics’ “You Never Knew” 12″. This Domino remix added touches of spaghetti western-esque guitar and a hypnotic bass to the crew cut. Listening to this song is like reading notes in an old yearbook. Page me this summer!
It is so like you guys to vote Prince the most freakiest. How many of yall were on Kells jury? They acquit a child pornographer and condemn a Jehovah’s Witness online. Hide in anonymity while you can you stone-casting mirror-dodging critics.
Trina didn’t win the award but she maintained baddest bitchdom over Adina (my vote). Here are two Trina songs. One is from 2000 with Silk the Shocker and the other is a familiar joint with Ludacris.
Egyptian Lover is finally making his pwny debut with two freak driven epics. “Girls” is nearly ten minutes of elustro cat calls. “Voices” takes nightlife to the loony bin or maybe the other way around. Egyptian Lover rocked a surgeon’s outfit to the club, played records at +8, and hand-spun “Planet Rock” in reverse. Stop Smiling won my favor by writing this article/interview on Egyptian Lover.
I forget where I first saw this, but I watched it like 20 times a day for two weeks, and then it got deleted. Fast forward 8 months or so, The Brilliance posted a link to another video, and now I’m back on the train. It’s just so good. Great concept, great execution. There are like 20 more, which I have to yet to peruse. I’m too busy watching this one.
Cherry Red put out this song by the Hollywood Brats on a 7″ in 1979, but I think it predates that by some time. It is one of Phil Spector’s jawns covered by some New York UK Dolls. These dudes got beat up at their own shows. Bummer.
Jackmaster Dick’s Revenge put out a few Chicago House tracks in the mid eighties. The one I picked up today features a duo of filthy mouthed lovers reporting lewd narratives and instruction. Salacious in the eyes of Tipper but fantastic in the crossed eyes of the grease-can Wally Champ runner-ups. “Sensuous Woman Goes Disco” is the lengthier track. It says 6 minutes on the label but it is eight and a half by my count. I guess they were too busy breaking each other off biblically to keep track of time. Listen to it in order for the best experience.
Woah..this post title sounds kinda dirty. I guess that is appropriate, considering the first ridemypwny poll is “Most Freakiest”. All this presidential bullshit got us in a votin’ mood…so we’re doing the ‘poll’ thing. Yeah..it is kind of internet circa 1997 to do a poll..but whatever. Cocaine Blunts has one, why can’t we? So..if anyone has any good ideas for poll topics, let us know. Because we sure don’t.
In other news, Sandy has posted a photo blog (phlog? I can’t stay up on the lingo) at Lovebryan regarding AwesomeFest. Good to see some pictures, I never did get any info regarding how this event went. I hope to make it next year. Check the pictures here.
OK, for the last peice of business, ridemypwny needs a new banner/logo/header image…does anyone out there want to take a stab at it? Dimensions are 720×150. Technicolor Universe and I did some brainstorming and came up with the following keywords that can help guide any endeavors: yelling, drugs, sacred geometry, digitalism, tech block, bass boom, facemelting riff, enchanting forest experience, coronas with no lime, circuitry, being bad at ollies.
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